Crude Cat's cards are designed to crack your friends and family up! Crude Cat's team knows you'll love what you get from them.
First of its kind! You can be one of the first to surprise their friends and people you say you love with a giant dick in their face!
Open the card to see the 3D dick popup! 🍆
Everyone is going to laugh so hard, and think you're hilarious! Why are you still reading when you could buy this right now?
Sure to please.
The card reads:
Front: "Happy Birth_ay I'll Give You the D Later"
Inside: Blank with Pop Up Dick
- Card size: 4.25 x 5.50 inches.
- Made on quality, double-sided heavy cardstock.
- Cellophane wrapped for delivery. Includes white envelope.